Grossest Food....YUCK

The grossest drink or food I have ever consumed would have to be Tilapia.  If one has never had the displeasure of tasting this horrendous fish then they should count themselves lucky!  I feel as if it is my obligation to inform people of the taste that will fill their mouths when they taste tilapia.  First, take a freshly caught fish straight out of the ocean on put it in a pan.  Do not prepare the fish in anyway just leave it the way that it was caught.  Next, go to the restroom and fill a cup full of toilet water.  Then go and add the toilet water in to the pan alongside the fish. Finally, add salt to the already salty fish and saute that bad boy.  However, do not saute till fully cooked make sure it is under cooked slightly.  When all of the previous steps have been accomplished take a bite and that is what Tilapia tastes like.